Move over Lady Whistledown, when it comes to the hottest happenings in Adlandia, Shady Lowdown is here to spill the T. HotPress is the latest opinion column exclusive to StopPress and filled with juicy titbits sure to spark hot debate.
Some say that the mediaโs coverage of goings on within New Zealandโs advertising industry has become a little bland.
I tend to agree, and plan to shake things up a bit! What better platform than StopPress to do it on.
With my ear to the ground and an instinct for the inside scoop, Iโm no MAD pretender and not one for Brief salacious comment, but will not hesitate to have my say.
Hereโs this weekโs Tโฆ
Up for pitch
With the international media might that Discovery brings to MediaWorks and the pressures of content partnerships on the digital front โ think Google, Outbrain, Verizon, Stuff, The Herald etc. โ itโs no surprise then that TVNZ apparently has its media account up for pitch.
When approached, TVNZ had no further comment to make. Read into that what you will.
This is a big fish, and Iโm sure agencies will be lining up on Hobson Street to land it.
Itโs also rumoured that 2degrees is looking to shake things up, with a pitch for its media account on the horizon. And, Iโve got it on good authority that the telco is getting (marketing?) assistance from over the ditch to rival the 5G offering by Vodafone and Spark. Donโt run out of data, as this is a story youโll want to keep current on.
Is there also a new creative pitch going out for Stats NZ โ the countryโs official data agency? My sources say that DDB is having a go. This would make sense given the success TRACK has seen with the likes of Maccas. Data is big business, so it will be interesting to see which agency comes out on top.
Paying to pitch?
A source in the know has also shared with me that Air New Zealand is paying agencies $50k each to pitch for their business. Thatโs big bucks and possibly a step in the right direction when it comes to levelling out the pitching playing field. Iโm sure smaller indies will give the nod of approval.
Battle for the banks
On Tuesday Special Group announced that John Marshall would join the New Zealand team as Joint GM. Interestingly, and by complete coincidence according to a Special source, the same day ASB announced that elements of its creative would be up for pitch.
Why is this coincidence? Well, John Marshall worked closely on the ASB account while at WiTH Collective.
Hmmmโฆ
Itโs also particularly gossip-worthy because in recent times Special has pursued the Kiwibank account (and is tipped to win). Also, it’s said that the agency’s Sydney office has its eyes set on the ANZ account in that county. The latter is believed to be a two-fer with New Zealandโs creative offering on the line. Watch out TBWA!
Last year Claire Beatson (General Manager Group Strategy at dentsu and strategist on the ASB account) and Tony Bradbourne (CEO, Special Group) tied the knot. Now itโs believed Claire is on her way to her new husbandโs agency. Talk about keeping it in the family!
Dan Bye is the new General Manager Group Strategy at dentsu.
The likelihood of Special New Zealand looking after two banks is slim, but the strategy behind the indieโs latest appointments is certainly telling.
Starcom shake-up
I also believe that thereโs a bit of a restructure going on at the top levels of Starcom. This may not come as a surprise given the recent shake-ups at Saatchi & Saatchi.
Maybe they are readying themselves for the TVNZ pitch, right?
Back again
Not new news, but Ogilvy NZ โ with its full-service offering for WPP AUNZ โ is back in the creative mix.
New PR Director at WPP Laura Platts is set to make more of an announcement around this in the coming week. I know that I’m keen to see who’s heading things up and what business the agency will bring. The strong female contingent at the group remaining very tight-lipped.
Keep connected as Iโm sure Iโll have more to say on this soon.
And thatโs my lot โ for now.
Our industry is certainly not bland, in fact the opposite. It’s strategic, open and at times egotistical and incestuous โ and thatโs going to make for an interesting read in the weeks and months to come.
Salutations,

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Disclaimer
The views expressed in this piece are speculative and may or may not hold ground when properly fact-checked. This column is written in the spirit of community collegiality, constructive opinion/ debate and of course entertainment.