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The Compendium: 31 July
Acting advice from Archie the cat.
“Turning everyday fashion items into defensive weapons.”
“If this cruel and cold-blooded practice were to happen to humans – the perpetrators would be jailed immediately.”
What power would you choose?
An awkward ‘how-to’ about making friends at work.
So thin, you’ll need to think of something else.
Bad savings ideas.
Clippy comes to The Tonight Show.
