Ahhh, the meat tube. Such flavour, such convenience and, in most cases, such dubious content. Kiwis who dislike mystery meat in their bangers will be pleased to know Freedom Farms, "the only company to only farm pigs the 'kind' way", has just launched a range of pork snarlers made from 'Happy Pigs'. We've got four $10 Freedom Farm vouchers to give away and all you have to do is come up with a name for a new variety of sausage (eg Campylonossi, The Melanie Kransky or Hawk and Sage). Extra points for telling us what your creation would include.