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From Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun to the Mars Rover to GPS Art, the comedy value of phallic art seems to know no bounds. So if you’re stumped for a Christmas gift for your more immature friends and family members, have we got the site for you. 

Shipadick.com taps into the strange human need to create penis art by selling ‘the most pleasurable piece of cardboard you’ll ever experience’. As well as a range of pre-made themes, like Dickbats, Sharkdick, or Dick-o-Lantern, the laser-cut cardboard penises can also be customised with special messages (for an extra fee). And while you might get a laugh, you can also give to charity by buying its range of Movember Members. 

In keeping with other strange (but probably quite popular) e-commerce sites, it’s all done with tongue firmly in cheek and the FAQs are worth a read for gems like: “Can I ship a dick internationally? Do your balls get small when swimming in a clear glacier lake? Did steroids shrink Lance Armstrong’s dick? YES! International dick shipping rates will be applied on checkout, as they change for every country.” 

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