'Successful guy lighting at normal guy prices'

  • PopPress
  • September 30, 2014
  • StopPress Team
'Successful guy lighting at normal guy prices'

Jeff Goldblum is a beautiful man, even when he's half fly. And he's also very successful. But, as this new ad for GE's Link shows, it's good lighting that got him to where he is today. So he's obviously the perfect frontman for two minutes of Tim & Eric-inspired fake infomercial madness. 

Starring as 'Terry Quattro, famous person,' Goldblum makes glorious, hair-flicking camera turns, improves his attack moves in his home dojo, regularly points out how successful and rich he is and proves how "unremarkable nobodies" can improve their life with perfect lighting. 

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