The best tasting pancake is the one made by 100 Japanese maids. Good job!
Don't send people pictures of your willy on Snapchat because they might tell you its rubbish.
Ping pong balls + mouse traps + slow mo cinematography = awesome.
Like Hunter: If social media was a video game
Choking hazards that are sick of being choked on.
"I jiggle therefore I am"
Because every minute is precious.
A little crude, but everyone loves a nutshot.
Slo Down Wines, the wine for freaky people.