We’ve created an extremely prestigious, potentially quite scandalous list*. Don’t tell us you’re not on it.
*Ha, there’s no list. This is merely an editorial in-joke, an ill-conceived, potentially mean-spirited experiment to see how easy it is to play on reader’s egos to generate traffic, a nod to Scout and Spy’s launch lists (and the local media’s regular use of Max Key images) and a shout out to the glorious skewering of online media that is Clickhole. If the post reaches the top stories section, you should be very ashamed of yourselves.
