Subway has just pimped out its Subcard App and turned it into the first mobile-only loyalty card in New Zealand. You can also load cash on your account and pay with your phone, be it an iPhone, Android or other. So to celebrate the release of this wonderous sandwich-buying technology we're making all your bread-related dreams come true and giving away two $50 Subcard credits. Just devise an absurd sandwich and come up with an absurd name for it. The best combo wins.