In-depth readership surveys have shown that over 96 percent of StopPress readers are money-grubbing capitalists who love nothing more than return on investment, fiscal skullduggery, skyrocketing sales and massive profits. So it seemed appropriate to give away five double passes to Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, a movie that marks the return of disgraced former Wall Street corporate raider/finance industry divinity Gordon Gekko. And for wannabe Kiwi corporate raiders with absolutely no shame, we've also got five Wall St BlackBerry cases to dish out.
So come up with a good title and/or slogan for a biopic/TV movie about Mark Hotchin, Rod Petricevic or any of New Zealand's favourite financiers, and we'll hand over some freebies. Or, if the creative juices aren't flowing, just tell us a recession joke.